Recently, Casey and I had an impromptu get-together in celebration of my friend Adam’s birthday. (HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADAM!) Because it wasn’t planned, we hadn’t had the time to properly clean like we probably would’ve liked. That means that the prenatal vitamins were left out on the bathroom counter, and we didn’t realize they were there until well after everyone had left. I just laughed and laughed when I saw where they were. No less than three different people used our bathroom during the course of the evening, so I’m sure we are well on our way to starting some delicious rumors.
A few years ago, Casey’s younger brother Jake was trying to make his hair grow longer. To do this, he decided to take prenatal vitamins, as it helps with hair growth. When he went to Hawaii on his mission for two years, he apparently left them behind. Then about a year ago, Casey was visiting his parent’s home, and he wasn’t feeling very well. So his mom pulled out an old bottle of vitamins, and gave it to him. He took them home, took a vitamin, and went to bed. However, the vitamin bottle that his mom had given him was the bottle of PRENATAL vitamins!
The next morning, his roommate Kenneth got up, saw the bottle of prenatal vitamins sitting on the bathroom counter, and was very confused. Appropriately, he left a note next to the bottle saying, “I’m concerned,” or something to that effect. Once everything was explained, it then became a running joke in their apartment to say that Casey was going to crush up his prenatals and put it in his hair to make it grow faster.
A few months later Casey and I started dating. I heard the whole story, thought it was funny and had a good laugh. A few more months after that, Casey and I got married, and presents came pouring in! It is amazing how kind and generous people are and how many amazing gifts we received. One of the gifts that we received was from Kenneth and Austin, another of Casey’s old roommates. When Kenneth handed us the present, he said that Casey had to be the one to open it. Casey did, and what he had was a bottle of prenatal vitamins!!! Everyone that was there laughed and laughed. In the card, Kenneth had written something to the effect that the vitamins were for Casey, but he supposed that I could use them too. 
So when we were putting things away, I think I’m the one that decided that the prenatal vitamins should go in the bathroom. They were put on top of our little cabinet that rests on the floor, making them quite visible. Every time I would use the bathroom, and my eye landed on the vitamins, I thought to myself that I should really put them away before someone came over and saw them, and start drawing erroneous conclusions. But that was about as far as it got, because I never actually put them away.
And now, this past weekend, my prediction came true. Impromptu party + people using our bathroom = the start of some juicy rumors. Whether they noticed if the bottle was opened or not, I’ll probably never know.
As one of the three people to use your bathroom, I have to say, I did not notice them
Ha ha ha… glad I saw this post. I saw those vitamins in Casey’s car in the back when we went to the cemetery. I was at once convinced that you were prego for sure… This blog post has yet to convince me otherwise…